Archimonde- Lvl 83 Demon Lord

[Badonkadunk]

1. What is your character's name? Archimonde

2a. Please provide a link to your Armory Profile and log out in your PvE gear. If you have not spent the time and effort to properly gem and enchant your gear, Kinsmen is probably not the guild for you.

I cannot provide a link to my armory because my gear choices are strictly confidential. I can tell you about some of my abilities that I like to use. I have a VERY good kill to death ratio thanks to Doomfire. For some reason people just love to stand in my slowly moving flames of oblivion.

2b. What is your second spec? How does your gear compare between your main spec and off spec? I have no offspec. Dual spec is reserved for mortals.

3. Your name / age / RL time zone or location? Archimonde, 215, Mount Hyjal.

4. What kind of computer & Internet connection do you have? (List any specs you do know, video card, cpu etc.) Is your internet connection reliable? Tandy 386 with 256kB RAM, and it has a hard drive!
I'm running a 28.8kB/sec modem and my provider is AT&T which has proven to be somewhat problematic with the recent robo-solicitors coming through on my call waiting and causing me to disconnect. I'm thinking of getting a dedicated phone line.

5. Previous guilds? What server were they on? (Please state your reason for leaving) Legatum Ignavis, I left because I didn't get along with Dreadesen and their skill level was far beyond my own.

6. Do you have applications up in other guilds? Planning on applying to more guilds? I've applied to every guild in every realm hoping that the shotgun method will serve me as well in MMORPG life as it has at the bars in Theramore.

7. Alts and their guilds?
Why would I want an alt? I'm a fucking demon lord.

8. What threat meter do you use? What boss alert mod do you use? Can you use Vent? ArchimondeThreatTable, I use KamAlert boss mods it yells at me when I pull aggro with my seed of corruption and wipe the raid. I have used vent to cyber with Thar and hear about his obsession with chitin and other biological polymers.

9. Do you know any of our members and would one of them vouch for you as a good person and a good player?

10. What are your expectations of us?
I expect you to die for several hours until I eventually rage out and drain the Tree of Life.

11. What can you offer us?
I don't really raid but I could fill your guild roster with my big blue penis.
Lastly, I can eat chips with an open mic to piss off any druids named Solus.

[Fiftypercent]

9. Do you know any of our members and would one of them vouch for you as a good person and a good player?

I know for a fact the Archimonde has bested me quite a few times in the PVE department. Sad to say, he doesnt remember

[Badonkadunk]

I am sorry I forgot to list you as a reference. I didn't want my history with you to reflect poorly upon my application.

~Archie

[Sutekh]

Took him 8 weeks to drop Rogue Helmet token.

Yanz frowns upon this.